So, the stupid, badly-drawn, epilepsy-inducing cartoon character Pokemon is back from the dead and the ash heap of '90s culture in a new mobile game played via phone app. This means that morons everywhere are paying more attention to their phones than their reality.
So far, we've had a man get stabbed multiple times when he walked into a park at 12:30 in the FRIGGIN' MORNING to play this game, and two other guys fell off a cliff into the ocean while playing. So, being alone on this one doesn't make a difference - you can risk death with your idiot friends too!
Don't believe me? Here's the links:
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-pokemon-go-players-stabbed-fall-off-cliff-20160714-snap-story.html?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email
And here's the other:
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Man-Playing-Pokemon-Go-Stabbed-in-Anaheim-Park-386752671.html
And we wonder how we wound up with such incredibly galling choices for President in 2016?! It's because we are a nation of idiots, capable of being distracted by ANYTHING!
What's going on here?! Parents probably think "Oh, Pokemon - that little rascal's use of strobing effects might disorient my kids and induce seizures in them, but otherwise he's harmless!" Think again! Playing this game requires a stop by a home for sex offenders!
Once again, the proof:
http://abc7.com/news/pokemon-go-leads-players-to-california-home-for-sex-offenders/1426332/
Oh, and best of all, signing up to play this game means that you're basically selling your soul to Google. Here's the details on how to do that, though most of you are probably too late to stop it from happening:
Well, i guess you CAN fix it, but how many people will bother?
http://www.popsci.com/pokemon-go-app-privacy-google-fix
We're one nation of morons
Misled by distractions
Watching society through inaction
With stupidity and injustice for all
When i say "game over," i'm referring to our society, not that stupid app.
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