A FEW THOUGHTS ON "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC AND TERROR

Watching the Weird Al Yankovic concert friday night at the HOllywood Bowl, it crossed my mind that THAT would be a really awkward place for a terrorist attack. Can you imagine the president or Wolf Blitzer having to describe how machine gun fire erupted during "Dare to Be Stupid?" 
I can just hear Obama's measured tones now: 

"But sadly, the worst moment came as they released sarin gas during 'Smells Like Nirvana.' The carnage spread when a series of rocket-propelled grenades were fired into the crowd while 18000 innocent Americans were singing along to 'Amish Paradise.'"

Anyone wanna take bets or make predictions on what the next psycho Muslim radical in Europe is gonna do to kill people? They've already plowed a truck through people, hacked a pregnant woman with a machete, tricked kids into thinking they were getting free McDonalds and swung an ax at people on a train.

Hollywood needs fresh ideas for the next round of violent blockbusters! Let's hear 'em!

All these psycho Muslim radicals killing people with axes, machetes and trucks are almost more annoying for giving pro-gun people a reason to say "You see?! Take away the guns and they'll still find a damn machete!" than they are for actually killing people.

You know things are going badly when the American and California state flags are at half mast ALL THE TIME now, and you don't even know which mass shooting that's about.